Little Bitty Jessops

I was on the computer this morning, doing my morning ritual, checking my email, eating my bowl of frosted mini-wheats, and I get a tickle on my ankle. It kept tickling, so I looked down, and it was a COCKROACH crawling up my leg!! I about spilled my milk all over my keyboard! YUCK! The bright side to this story is that it wasn't a black widow!